Dear Momma who is further down the parenting path….

I’d like to think I’ve gotten pretty good at laughing off most of the parenting chaos. I can chuckle when the baby empties the dog water dish onto the floor for the second time. Or when the four year old knocks on my bedroom door after being put to bed. Again. Or when the second grader decides he does indeed want me to make his lunch. Five minutes before the bus arrives.

But the are times the laughter won’t come.

There is the third time the dog dish is overturned and I want to send it sailing across the room and watch it explode into a million tiny pieces against the wall. There is the unrelenting arguing from a child who I know, I know, has been blessed with a God-given talent for litigation. There are the eye rolls and sassy remarks and sibling rivalry and mess and bickering and chaos and LOUD EVERYTHING. Continue reading →

Leaves are appearing on the trees. Green grass is finally replacing the brown lawns and birds are chirping.

Children are unruly and less manageable than ever.

My teacher friends will be quick to tell you that Oh, happy day, spring break is right around the corner!

Many of you have fabulous plans for a beach or ski vacation, trips to visit family or touristy destinations. However, many of us will remain at home.(Cue small children and their sad faces.) For those of us staying put due to work, budget or simply to avoid travel, there are great options for a mini-break. The following are a few ideas for making the most of your Spring Break Staycation. I’ve included ideas for everyone (with added links to specific sites for my southern Indiana friends) that will allow you to enjoy time with family without going spring broke! Rain or shine. Continue reading →

 I would like to thank the Academy. The American Academy of Pediatrics, that is. I am thankful for their recommendation on number of hours children should sleep. A recommendation my children chose to ignore last night.

I am humbled in accepting this award for Worst Night’s Sleep Ever in the category of Exhausted Mom Whose Spouse Is Out of Town. The competition was stiff. I respect all the other nominees and truly wish you the best in winning this award away from me soon.

I’d like to thank my toddler. Your behavior from 2:45-3:30 AM was befitting of its own award from a different academy. The whimper for a drink that was quickly replaced with angry screaming when you realized the drink I provided was water was art. Pure art. Apparently your real need was for milk.

I would like to thank the farmers in our country who supplied healthy food so I was able to eat a nutritious diet during pregnancy. Had I not, it’s clear you simply would not have the lung power to sufficiently awaken the dead with your screaming. Continue reading →

I am ignoring the fact that yesterday brought rain and sleet. Boo!

I am focusing on the fact that it should remain above freezing for several days. Hooray!

This fabulous news, coupled with the arrival of March in mere days, has me gunning for spring. Out with the triple layers of clothing and itchy turtlenecks. In with lighter fabrics and string bikinis.

Ok, maybe not the string bikinis. But…. speaking of turtlenecks and swimsuits, wouldn’t it be great if they made a spandex turtleneck/knee length skirt swimsuit?!

Yes. The answer is yes.

Until I market my ‘turtlekini’ you can check out the deals this week from Cents of Style.

Lightweight, colorful, (anti-winter) infinity scarves are two for $8.99. The first scarf will ring up at $7.99 and the second will be available for .99 cents here.  Free shipping with code SCARVES2   (Ad links.)

 **Update. They’ve already sold out of some styles of the ‘second’ scarves but several are still available. Who knew everyone would be buying scarves before 8am?!**

23 days until spring, friends! Which means I have limited time to figure out how to fashion my wool and spandex dream swimsuit.

Happy Friday!

E

Despite the title, this isn’t a post about thrift shopping. (Although, I LOVE thrift shopping….so that will undoubtedly be another post.) This is a different good will. This is the ‘kindness towards others’ type.

I awakened today with a less than stellar attitude. I was tired. Although the sun had risen, I could not see it. For the 50th day in a row. The Grouch Monster, as we call it in our home, had gotten me. Continue reading →